I'm kinda proud of myself at the moment. its a quarter to 6am where I live and my roommates boyfriend was being loud as hell. idk what the hell she was doing to him but he sounded like a nauseaded walrus. I sent a little text saying "dude (i call her dude, idk why) I'm awake and I shouldn't be. So, could you simply tell your boy to shut the fxxx up!!!! It stopped for a few moments and started up again....he doesn't sound really human at this point- walrusy. I sent another "I wasn't really kidding the first time...but does he have the shxxs or something? He sounds like a punched walrus!" (if you were to walk up to your friendly neighborhood walrus and punch it the belly- thats kinda the sound lol) idk if my roommates kinky or if her bf was just a little high.....they did shut the fxxx up :)
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lmao. I have to say that really cheered me up. Its not very often you hear the words 'friendly neighbourhood walrus'..... xDby anonymous
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